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Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8468	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	1825
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Farms Harvested:	781
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ores Mined:	8987

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Star Shards Collected:	117	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3873	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Alien Abductions:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487