BurntLandWarsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	7601
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magic Items Found:	6359
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Emeralds Found:	672
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4411	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7822
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	131	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	3556
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4603	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74