so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 16
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 250 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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