Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Enchantments Applied: 136
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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