Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6224
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 183 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Towns Built: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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