Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
New Chunks Explored: 523631 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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