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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Alien Abductions: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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