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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
Players Killed by Monsters: 7550 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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