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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
Magical Moments Shared: 24 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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