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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 2 Enchantments Applied: 278
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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