LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be billionaires trying to get into our fancy bunkers during the apocalypse but get denied by the janitors who are actually our friends and family.

we got crazy security systems like lava pits and zombie guards to keep out those pesky billionaires trying to steal our stash of diamonds and emeralds.

if you wanna experience the thrill of being denied entry to your own bunker, join us now and see if you can outsmart the janitors and maintenance crews.

who needs a fancy bunker anyway when you can have a hilarious time on our server! come join the madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Animals Bred: 109 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY