LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be billionaires trying to get into our fancy bunkers during the apocalypse but get denied by the janitors who are actually our friends and family.

we got crazy security systems like lava pits and zombie guards to keep out those pesky billionaires trying to steal our stash of diamonds and emeralds.

if you wanna experience the thrill of being denied entry to your own bunker, join us now and see if you can outsmart the janitors and maintenance crews.

who needs a fancy bunker anyway when you can have a hilarious time on our server! come join the madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Holy Grails Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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