LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be billionaires trying to get into our fancy bunkers during the apocalypse but get denied by the janitors who are actually our friends and family.

we got crazy security systems like lava pits and zombie guards to keep out those pesky billionaires trying to steal our stash of diamonds and emeralds.

if you wanna experience the thrill of being denied entry to your own bunker, join us now and see if you can outsmart the janitors and maintenance crews.

who needs a fancy bunker anyway when you can have a hilarious time on our server! come join the madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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