BullyCraft: XL Doggone Disaster | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ores Mined:	4965
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	835488	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9590	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
New Chunks Explored:	14781	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2634	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Towns Built:	9

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

agriculture, Approval, APPROVED, Assembly, Cannabis, central america, commercialization, economic growth, government regulation, HEMP, hemp industry, hemp products, HempCraft, industrial hemp, Latin America, legalizing hemp, legislation, market opportunities, National Assembly, Natural resources, panama, Panama’s, planting, Server, sustainable farming

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Votes:	9846
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

MotherhoodMadness

Abuses, child abuse, child marriage, discrimination, forced motherhood, gender equality, gender-based violence, Girls, global policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, maternal health, MotherhoodMadness, reproductive rights, rights of girls, rules, social justice, UN, underage pregnancy, united nations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	688	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?

but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Players:	110/300	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	154	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3