Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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