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Players: 95/900 Votes: 8057
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Star Shards Collected: 130
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

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  • MomDontTripServer

    MomDontTripServer
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7386
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magic Items Found: 3264
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

    Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

    Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

    So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

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  • ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    ShowStopperMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 1832
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Mines Excavated: 2680 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Emeralds Found: 8246
    Villages Defended: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

    So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyDeathMatch

    BlockyDeathMatch
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 8258
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Potions Brewed: 113 Dragon Scales Harvested: 362
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Animals Bred: 95

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

    But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

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  • EcoWarriorCraft

    EcoWarriorCraft
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 5975
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

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  • Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

    Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 3895
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1391
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Towns Built: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

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  • smp.me

    smp.me
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9289
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 463294 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1240
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Votes: 4529
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dimension Hops: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    About Us
    While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
    Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
    LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
    16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

    Features

    Feature Description
    (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
    Armor Stand Tools Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
    Discord > server chat Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
    Web based world map High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
    Gradual world border expansion Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
    Grief prevention Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
    Adult staff team Experienced staff without power complexes.
    Opt-in only PVP Players can choose to participate in PVP.
    Decorative player heads Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
    Decisions made by community vote Community-driven decision-making process.
    Sleep skip Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Head to smp.me to apply!

    Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

    A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

    Q: What features does the server offer?

    A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

    A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

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  • Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

    Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 7295
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 532688
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

    Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

    We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

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  • MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

    MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4178
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4530 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Dimension Hops: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

    Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

    So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

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  • MineCraftyMornings

    MineCraftyMornings
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 9559
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

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  • NukeNoobsMC

    NukeNoobsMC
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 1766
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 6839
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6828

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

    we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

    we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

    oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

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  • Money Can’t Buy Coolness

    Money Can’t Buy Coolness
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 1064
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Animals Bred: 195 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

    come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

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  • Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

    Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1675
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 60
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 373
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

    Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

    And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

    So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

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  • FailedSMP

    FailedSMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 3317
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ores Mined: 5934 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features Details
    Location Australia/NZ
    Server Type SMP
    Server Version 1.21+
    Plugins Lifesteal
    Community Growing

    FAQs

    Q: Is the server 24/7?

    A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

    Q: Can I create content on the server?

    A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

    Q: How old is the server?

    A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

    For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

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  • Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

    Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 6988
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 58 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

    But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

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  • GF Support Minecraft Server

    GF Support Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8202
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Magic Items Found: 6230

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

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