BullshitCraft – Build your way out of the crap!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring history class? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic, mind-blowing adventures you never knew you needed.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your loyal companions. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding chickens).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	160	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2654
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Void Gems Collected:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8843	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	267	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Potions Brewed:	77	Buildings Constructed:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8560	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Emeralds Found:	7375

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Towns Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Emeralds Found:	6199
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.