BullshitCraft – Build your way out of the crap!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring history class? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic, mind-blowing adventures you never knew you needed.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your loyal companions. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding chickens).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyAirForcePrime

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vulture Sanitation Service

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So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

STALKER Minecraft server

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The owner of the STALKER server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Potions Brewed:	64	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	168
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LocksNBlocks

bathroom, BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Door, family, Home Protection, key, Locks, LocksNBlocks, parenting, privacy, relationship, Respect, Safe, SECURITY, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	326
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	148

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SMP_SocialMediaIck

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Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3743	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ExCraftedLoveLessons

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Are you tired of boring old relationships? Well, come join our Minecraft server and learn some valuable lessons that will make your love life as epic as a diamond sword! Our server is like a dating simulator, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old humans. You’ll learn valuable skills like communication (because you’ll need to strategize with your team to survive), patience (because mining for diamonds takes time), and teamwork (because building a castle is way more fun with friends). So come join us and level up your relationship game – who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	1102	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

9/11 Date Confusion

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a disco farm up in here! and the creepers? oh man, they do stand-up comedy on the weekends, they’re a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! our diamond pickaxes have magical powers, they can summon rainbows and unicorns to follow u around all day. and our villagers? they throw the best parties, u won’t believe the dance moves they bust out!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, just watch out for the lava pits and zombie mermaids.

so come on down to our server, where every day is a crazy adventure and u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Warp Drive Collapse: Gravity Wave Fun

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat has gravitational waveforms from warp drive collapse? yea u heard me right, we got dat futuristic sci-fi shizz goin on in dis server. imagine mining for diamonds while dodging collapsing warp drives, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with alien technology and mysterious artifacts. u can team up with other players to uncover the secrets of the universe or just build a giant statue of a potato, whatever floats ur boat.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the warp drives are always collapsing. don’t miss out on the most out-of-this-world experience u’ll ever have in minecraft. see u there, space cowboy! 🚀🌌🪐

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	966	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Emeralds Found:	1312
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to play with the one and only Gawr Gura herself! Swim through oceans of fun, build epic underwater bases, and battle mobs with the power of shark teeth (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got custom songs that will have you dancing in your diamond armor, and exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

Don’t miss out on the Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun event, where you can snag limited edition goodies to show off your love for all things Hololive. And hey, if you need to tune out the sound of your friend’s terrible building skills, grab a pair of AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds – they cancel out noise better than a Creeper explosion!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make some waves with Gawr Gura and the gang. Just watch out for any stray dolphins – they’re known for stealing your diamonds when you least expect it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Enchantments Applied:	139
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Furry Visual Novels Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a Gulo BF edition where we talk about all things FVN – from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese, human MC, anthro MC, and everything in between!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the dancers? Or maybe you’re interested in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots buried deep within our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. 😉🦄🎉 #FurryVN #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ores Mined:	7160
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of insanity! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it sent them flying into the real world and they had to fight off zombies with their pickaxe!

Another player discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds, but they had to battle a giant chicken boss to claim their loot!

So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where the pigs ride on top of ghasts like they’re in a rodeo! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, so why wait? Join now and prepare for the most outrageous journey of your virtual life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Towns Built:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!