BulbaCraft Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Anime, BulbaCraft, bulbasaur, Charmander, childhood memories, cute Pokemon, favorite Pokémon, first Pokemon, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, grass type, kanto region, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pocket monsters, pokemon, pokemon red and blue, pokemon trainer, Server, squirtle, Starter Pokémon, video games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you cool cats and kittens (Carole Baskin approved)! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so epic, even the Ender Dragon bowed down to it. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted magical powers that allow you to ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Not to mention, every player gets their own personal Bulbasaur companion to help them on their epic quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Break it and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited bacon for life. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3859	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Dimension Hops:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5238
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	176899	Runes Activated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Buildings Constructed:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1219	Dragon Eggs Found:	6575

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	160
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	28

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!

Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9313	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.