Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Divine Spears Created: 16
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Meteorites Collected: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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