Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Zombie Dances: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
Wilderness Tamed: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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