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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 245
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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