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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4149 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 133 | Enchantments Applied: | 266 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!