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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5536 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Votes: | 6530 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!