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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7053 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 135 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Star Shards Collected: | 205 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1377 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!