BudderCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses and play guitar while dodging arrows

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Votes:	1726
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Overview:

Key Points:
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly community for players of all skill levels

FAQ:

Questions	Answers
What is BudderCraft?	BudderCraft is an in-development/beta Minecraft server that aims to provide a variety of feature-rich modes while strictly preventing cheating and fostering a friendly community.
Are mods allowed on BudderCraft?	No, mods are not allowed on BudderCraft except for specific ones allowed for Badlion Client. Cheating of any kind, including the use of mods, is strictly prohibited.
Can I join the server’s Discord?	While joining the Discord is not required, it is highly recommended for posting feedback and getting update/uptime information. The Discord link can be obtained by using /discord on the server.
What versions does BudderCraft run on?	BudderCraft always runs on the latest Minecraft version, but it may take some time to update when a new version is released.
Can I suggest mods for the server?	Currently, only specific mods for Badlion Client are allowed on BudderCraft. Suggestions for additional mods are not open at this time.
Is there a tutorial for new players?	Yes, there is a quick section that new players must complete upon joining to filter out bots and players who may not be able to read. It helps familiarize players with the server rules and features.

If you’re ready to check us out, join with the IP below: play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! IF YOU ARE CAUGHT USING ONE, YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY BANNED!

Allowed Clients:

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed above are allowed)

Please note that the server is still in beta phase, so expect bugs and lacking features. Feel free to make suggestions for improvements before official release!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	265	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Potions Brewed:	159	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4019
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	107	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3495
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magic Crystals Found:	10

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	122334
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Astral Projections Made:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!