BudderCraft

bedrock, Beta, BudderCraft, Cheating, Clients, Community, Development, Discord, Economy, Features, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, Mods, Network, ONLINE, Prevention, PvP, rules, Server, strategy, tutorials, Updates

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

New Minecraft Servers

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Main Points
1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
3. Foster a friendly community regardless of skill level

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, except for specified mods under Badlion Client and Lunar Client.
What happens if someone is caught cheating?	Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
What is the server’s policy on toxic behavior?	Rude behavior, especially personal attacks, will not be tolerated. Toxicity may lead to a ban.
What is the policy on large scale farms?	Large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay strategy are strictly prohibited.
Is joining the Discord server mandatory?	No, but it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

If you’re interested in joining, connect to the server using the IP below:

IP (Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	299

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7133	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	3071
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Mines Excavated:	3741

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Towns Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Dragon Eggs Found:	9027	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9365
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	564	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	8509
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?