| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5018 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7638 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 126 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3383 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8051 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 143 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1795 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 93 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 477 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 319 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8264 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3293 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6454 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 300 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9522 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3106 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2116 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 324 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7705 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2876 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 786 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7570 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8509 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 82 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Votes: | 7941 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4618 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5871 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7425 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4699 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 585 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2548 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1110 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Crops Grown: | 2134 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
