Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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