Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Towns Built: 7
Magic Items Found: 3554 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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