Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 4497 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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