Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Farms Harvested: 525 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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