Buckbroken Minecraft SMP Country

Abuse, authoritarianism, buckbroken, control, Corruption, Country, Dictatorship, DOMINANCE, Exploitation, Government, INEQUALITY, injustice, Manipulation, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power, resistance, revolution, smp, society, world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Animals Bred:	199
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1826
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3160

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Votes:	6575

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Towns Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	1711	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	7861
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Farms Harvested:	679
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ores Mined:	8956
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Farms Harvested:	366
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ores Mined:	5628	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?