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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5086 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Votes: | 9046 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 140 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!