lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found: 5171 Mines Excavated: 2384
Falling into the Void: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4460
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Alien Abductions: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Anime Master Minecraft Server

    Anime Master Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just like every other one out there? Well, look no further because our server is like a Japanese animator’s dream come true! We slip in all our wildest fetishes into the game for a truly unique and unforgettable experience.

    Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP

    Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take lighting effects to a whole new level! Forget about any other game on PC that used similar lighting effects before Halo in 2001, because we are the pioneers of epic lighting in Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

    BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Animals Bred: 134

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • WeddingBlock25

    WeddingBlock25
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

    And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Animals Bred: 37 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HackLifeMinecraftSMP

    HackLifeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Mines Excavated: 2523
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • WishCraft: Make it Happen!

    WishCraft: Make it Happen!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

    But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

    So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 177 Crops Grown: 4145
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyJerusalemMC Server

    BlockyJerusalemMC Server
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Dragon Scales Harvested: 164
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

    AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

    QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost
    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

    come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

    we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

    discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

    so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Animals Bred: 193

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

    Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

    Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Crops Grown: 5737 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

    > Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

    MomCalmDown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216 Runes Activated: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockPartySizeSecrets

    BlockPartySizeSecrets
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

    Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

    So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

    Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP
    The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BlockyGrinCraft

    BlockyGrinCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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