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Kate Winslet’s Boob Mountain
so, like, imagine if you could see those famous boobs in minecraft!!! well, you can’t on this server, but you can build a giant statue of them! join us for the most epic boob-themed builds you’ve ever seen! we also have a secret underground maze filled with cows wearing top hats. why? who knows! but it’s hilarious! plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party with llamas as DJs. trust me, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. come join the fun!
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Blocky Babes and Bros: No Misogyny Allowed
HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE, THE BIGGEST AND BESTEST SERVER OUT THERE, LIKE EVER.WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE LITERALLY. U CAN’T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY DIAMONDS WE GOT.
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT JOINING THIS SERVER WILL MAKE U 100% MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN IT.
PLUS, IF U JOIN, U WILL LITERALLY LIVE FOREVER. YEAH, U HEARD ME. IMMORTALITY IS JUST A CLICK AWAY.
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE
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Creaking Survival
Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Friendly Community Everyone’s here to have fun, make friends, and enjoy the game together! No stealing, griefing, or unwanted PvP—just good vibes all around. 🤝💖 True Vanilla Survival Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! No fancy plugins or land claims or borders—just pure, unfiltered survival fun! 🌍✨ Multiplayer Fun With tons of players online, there’s always something exciting happening! No teleportation or warps—just good old-fashioned exploration and teamwork. 🌎🤗 No Payments, No Perks It’s a level playing field—no donations, no ranks, no pay-to-win mechanics. Just you, the world, and endless possibilities. 💸🚫 Brand New & Growing We’re just starting our adventure and building an amazing community. Come explore our world and see why we’re the most popular friendly vanilla survival minecraft server! 🏆🌱 FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
1. How can I join the server?
To join the server, simply input the Server IP: mc.creaking.fun in your Minecraft client.
2. Are there any rules on the server?
Yes, the server promotes a friendly and respectful community. No stealing, griefing, or unwanted PvP is allowed.
3. Is the server pay-to-win?
No, there are no donations, ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on the server. It’s a level playing field for all players.
4. Can I use plugins on the server?
The server is true vanilla survival, so no fancy plugins are used. It’s Minecraft the way it was meant to be played.
5. How can I get involved in the community?
You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.
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BoomerSMP: How old am I?
So like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I noticed I was getting old when I couldn’t keep up with all the young whippersnappers building crazy contraptions and slaying dragons left and right. I mean, I used to be the king of the server, but now I’m just a sad old man trying to remember where I left my diamond pickaxe. But hey, if you wanna join this SMP, you can relive my glory days and maybe even surpass them! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s make some memories before we all turn into Minecraft boomers.
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SuperstitionCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old superstitions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the craziest superstitions in the Minecraft world.Legend has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks on our server, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, if you wish for something too outrageous, the unicorn might just turn you into a block of dirt!
And that’s not all – if you manage to find the hidden leprechaun village deep in the forest, they will lead you to a pot of gold filled with rare items and treasures. But beware, the leprechauns are mischievous little creatures and they might just play a trick on you instead!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious superstitions in the Minecraft universe!