Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Void Gems Collected: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

    Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥
    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

    Features

    Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
    World Map (dynmap)
    Bedrock support (Geyser)
    Unlimited Homes
    No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
    KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
    Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
    Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
    Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

    Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there land claiming? No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
    Can I have multiple homes? Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
    Do you support Bedrock edition? Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
    Is there a limit to player inventory? No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
    How can I join your Discord server? You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Emeralds Found: 5538
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Witchfire Minecraft Server

    Witchfire Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

    Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Potions Brewed: 88
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

    BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

    Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

    So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Crops Grown: 4946
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WeekCraft Warriors

    WeekCraft Warriors
    On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Dimension Hops: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

    MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition
    Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8722
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Eco Trash Bash

    Eco Trash Bash
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

    Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

    So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a world border on the server? No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
    Are there any rules on the server? There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
    Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Emeralds Found: 6991

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

    FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

    Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

    No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CatCraftHideout

    CatCraftHideout
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

    So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Emeralds Found: 4858
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

    NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Villages Defended: 12
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyMindz

    CraftyMindz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

    So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 272 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

    What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC
?
    Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

    1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

    2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

    3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

    4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

    Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • 🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

    🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

    The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Animals Bred: 68 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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