BrutalKinoCraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Farms Harvested:	952
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through post-brutalism and social modernist kino – whatever that means!

Our server is like no other, with buildings that defy gravity and landscapes that will make your jaw drop. Want to build a skyscraper that reaches the clouds? Go for it! Want to create a utopian society where everyone wears matching jumpsuits? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6692	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Votes:	2626	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6157	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crops Grown:	1966	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	121	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Emeralds Found:	8182
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2984	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Star Shards Collected:	55	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2887
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Votes:	6917	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5165
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crops Grown:	4906
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3866	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2955
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9238
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!