Well, forget about Dark Souls or Cuphead, because this Minecraft server is where the real hardcore gamers hang out. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to venture into the Nether on this server. Little did they know, the Nether was filled with zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers armed with diamond swords. But did our brave player run away? No, they fought like a true warrior, using only a wooden pickaxe and a stack of rotten flesh. And you know what? They survived. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most brutal Minecraft server out there, join us now and prove your skills. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a legend like that fearless player in the Nether.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Star Shards Collected: 259
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Crops Grown: 4659 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Villages Defended: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4200 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Enchantments Applied: 168
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 29

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 144 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Gods Slained: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2843 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Animals Bred: 188
    Farms Harvested: 680 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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