Updated November 9, 2024
Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 54 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 54 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?
Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!
Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Cheats – banInsult to the administration – yesBypass on discord – yes too
Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.
But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.
So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!
Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)
Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!
Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 147 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!
Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.
Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!
Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.
Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.
Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!
Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.
We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.
Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!
Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!
Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!
Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.