BrunchCraftersUnited | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of skipping breakfast and feeling like a sad, soggy creeper in the morning? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of breakfast foods that will have your pixelated tummy rumbling with joy. From bacon-wrapped porkchops to diamond-encrusted waffles, we’ve got it all! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless breakfast-loving warriors who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your morning meal? So come on down to our server and start your day off right – because breakfast is the most important meal of the Minecraft day, after all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DressGate: Mom Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ores Mined:	1380
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

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join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	6150	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Rules & Requirements

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4165	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	703	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Items Found:	7505
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.