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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6381 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3024 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!