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Players: |
102/600 |
Votes: |
8974 |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
17 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
34 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
4958 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
20 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: |
3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
10 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: |
0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
1 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday