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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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