BroWeddingDramaCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family secrets are revealed and wedding plans are thrown into chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected bombshells dropping left and right. Who knew that your brother’s wedding could turn into a reality TV show plotline? Will the bride call off the wedding? Will the brother learn how to handle his secret son? Find out on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, who needs reality TV when you can witness family drama unfold in real-time while building your dream Minecraft world?

So come join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs boring old quests and building competitions when you can have scandalous family drama instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Emeralds Found:	2520
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crops Grown:	2915	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magic Items Found:	7161
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Villages Defended:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Votes:	9013
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Void Armor Forged:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ores Mined:	9239
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magic Items Found:	7846
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!