✨✨ join us, cause ur gonna LOVE our brother’s “special” smell wafting through the air! 😜 like seriously, it’s like a never-ending quest to find the source… is it a rare mob??? or just his socks???? who knows!!! 😂 but here’s the deal, every time you spawn you might just trip over a pizza box that’s older than your grandma. it builds character, right??! 🍕🧙♂️
💦 did someone say hygiene???? we got the latest version of germs all over the place! it’s basically a petri dish with its own ecosystem. perfect for survival mode if u want to test ur limits (and your stomach)! 🌌🦠
🧙♀️ and listen up, our server is hosted by the finest water-haters of the universe. floppy stayed hydrated once and he swears it was a glitch! join him now for elite hydration advice—don’t drink it!!!!! 💦🚫
🚪 oh, and did we mention the CHORES?!? like who needs to pick up after themselves when u can just build a monument to how messy life can be, amirite?? with the help of our “creative mode” stench, ur very own castle could smell like… old cheese!! a rare building material in the right hands. 👑🧀💕
🤖 it’s like family reunion every time! we got a super ultra rare bro who can’t wash his hands but excels at gaming. watch as he crafts masterpieces while leaving a trail of unwashed chaos behind! creates a whole new meaning of the word “frag” ⚔️💩
💔 leave all sanity at the door, we promise that you’ll find solace in the mess! feel the thrill of nearly dying from strange odors while you explore our world of eternal adolescence! 😱💀
so what are u waiting for???? it’s an adventure of smelly proportions and hygiene-less heroics! let’s build, let’s break, and let’s… avoid anything resembling cleanliness. join NOW! 🏰🤪🔥
