BrotherlyCraft: The Crap Confrontation | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Shenanigans, shitposting, shu yamino, smp, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.

And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Potions Brewed:	200
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Farms Harvested:	484	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

communication in relationships, confrontational situations, controlling girlfriend, CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft, Friendship Dynamics, friendship fallout, Gender Roles, group outings, hanging out, Hiking, lunch with friends, odd relationship dynamic, personal boundaries, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, social dynamics, social etiquette, swimming hole, trust in relationships, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	197	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	7260
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	445342	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	192
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HairCraftMoms

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	80	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OligarchyCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

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lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	227	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9703	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3