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So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Towns Built: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mines Excavated: 4060
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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