BroSquad Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to emotional ticking time bombs and defending yourself against immature ants disguised as siblings.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your argument skills and show off your emotional maturity (or lack thereof). Don’t worry about keeping the peace, because here, we encourage you to stir up some drama and let it all out.

So, if you’re tired of being the target of family events and want to unleash your inner badass, join our server now! Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate family drama warrior. Let’s see if you’re the real asshole or just a misunderstood hero in this crazy Minecraft world.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AtlantikMC

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AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3978	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9248
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

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so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2996
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Farms Harvested:	262
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!