BroSquad Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchantments Applied:	74
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to emotional ticking time bombs and defending yourself against immature ants disguised as siblings.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your argument skills and show off your emotional maturity (or lack thereof). Don’t worry about keeping the peace, because here, we encourage you to stir up some drama and let it all out.

So, if you’re tired of being the target of family events and want to unleash your inner badass, join our server now! Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate family drama warrior. Let’s see if you’re the real asshole or just a misunderstood hero in this crazy Minecraft world.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Animals Bred:	187	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Dragon Eggs Found:	7231
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mines Excavated:	1372
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Towns Built:	10

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	9484	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Farms Harvested:	512
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1647
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	3432	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	70
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8610	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchantments Applied:	107
New Chunks Explored:	629961	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6836
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5034
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!